No, Old Man, no!!

I have nothing against male genitalia. In fact I would go so far as to say I'm rather fond of Perfect Husband's.
I do have a slight problem with the genitalia of a random stranger being displayed in public though, and this is exactly what happened this morning. I was walking to the bus stop as usual, and I passed an old man sitting on his doorstep having a cigarette while wearing a dressing gown. The problem was that the dressing gown needed to be pulled down slightly, only a couple of inches, and that would have avoided the slightly awkward sight that met my startled gaze as I looked across to smile and say good morning. I honestly don't believe this old guy was aware of his transgression, a simple mistake I'm sure, but that didn't stop me from feeling that maybe as soon as I arrived at work I should perhaps gouge my eyes out with a spoon.........
There is no photo to illustrate. You're welcome.