Good moringi!

Good moringi! This is what I wrote one morning because I was trying to write Good Morning to Daughter Number One on facebook chat and I typed too quickly. We decided we liked it and would use it frequently.....
Today's photo is of a most serious crime against all fashion. This is something I have to deal with on an all too frequent basis here in Anchorage, and I would like those who commit it to know how painful and traumatic it is to have to witness.......
If you look at this photo and cannot see the point I am trying to make, then I urge you to look down at your own feet, you may be guilty too. This sort of crime has to end. That is all.
Except I would like to point out that
a. This is NOT a self portrait.
b. The Fashion Police have been alerted and are on the way.